Archive for the ‘humour’ Category

Puns for educated minds

I love puns, good bad or ugly. Here’s bunch I received in an email today. Share them with your friends and watch them groan…..
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned [...]

Spam, spam, spam, spam…

As I am sure we all do, a few weeks ago I received another one of those “I have loads of dosh and I want to give it to you” emails.
Hello,
I am Mrs. Cynthia Jean Juarez an ageing widow suffering from long time illness. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the [...]

I love winter.

It’s such a fun time of year.
There’s the excitement of driving on the roads behind those wonderful idiots who now suddenly feel that they have to either drive as if they have suddenly aged 50 years and cannot move faster than 30km/h or are on a constant mission to beat the rain and the rest [...]

My favourite April Fool’s jokes for 2009

While I have to admit the level of online April’s Fools jokes seems to have dropped a little this year, perhaps due to the fact that people now tend to expect them, I did read one or two articles that really stood out.
First off was Toms Hardware, claiming that they will now switch to an [...]

Religious thoughts…

I havent posted here for a while, mainly due to the fact that I am training for a competition on Saturday but also due to the fact that I don’t have as much time (or thoughts) to post lateley.
However I was recently introduced the the LOLCatBible. For those who know (and love) the LOL Cat [...]

Christmas Sucks…..

With apologies to any German readers, but this is just funny…
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Internet misses

As a PHP web developer I often come across badly designed web sites and rant (quietly to myself) about the lack of craftsmanship that still infests our local interwebs.
Finally however, someone out there has decided to make a public example of these sites in a humourous and truly South African way.
So pop on over to [...]

Quote for the day…

It’s rare that a South African humour site causes me to break out in uncontrollable laughter, but todays Hayibo.com article really tickled my funny bone.
He added that the DA boasted numerous achievements that could not be matched by any other party.
“For example, out of all the party leaders who are white women called Helen, we’ve [...]

Joke of the day

What is the similarity between teenager sex and hide-and-go-seek?
“Ready or not, here I come!”

Windows 7

As a recent convert to Ubuntu, due mainly to the existence of Windows Vista, I find this morning’s xkcd cartoon rather appropriate….